am i just 100% made of self pity or something
according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star
you’re actually a few million years late.
that star is dead
just like your dreams
"we almost dated" is such a weird relationship to have with someone
when you keep starting your sentence over and over again because no one is paying attention to you
i’m an expert at having a really funny story to tell and then wording it badly enough that it’s not funny anymore